Amazon Prime and Commitment 

When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.

"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".

Amazon Prime and Commitment by Baller_SC30 March 3, 2016

Amazinger 

When something/someone is more amazing than amazing, they are amazinger

"Food is amazing, but you are amazinger"

Amazinger by I am Oof June 28, 2018

Amazon prime 

a person who sends and receives nudes on a daily. you can use amazon by its self if there is no nudity in the picture but if there is thsat person will be labeled "amazon prime"

molly has been sending a lot of "packages" to jack. you could call her "amazon prime"

Amazon prime by magan marcool October 17, 2018

Amazon Rainforest 

When a girl lights your pubes on fire.

Some girl I met at this party came up to me and gave me an Amazon Rainforest.

Amazon Rainforest by stockrbot August 25, 2019

Amazheimer's

Completely forget that you ordered anything and are surprised when the delivery arrives.

Husband 'what have you ordered now?'
Me 'i don't know, I have Amazheimer's' 🤷

Amazheimer's by JaMaCo2013 August 3, 2020

amazon 

amaZon women are the best women to have sex with. there tall, sexy and great in bed..

man that chick was a real amaZon

amazon by CoReY and TiMmY June 10, 2003

amazonfail 

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).

2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene, Amazonfail.



Alternate usage: My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay. It's totally an Amazonfail.

amazonfail by Stephalopuff April 13, 2009