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Bezos

Unit of measurement. Equates to $200,000,000,000. Derives from the net worth achieved by Jeff Bezos on 8/27/20.

Jerald: "The student debt crisis has reached $1,751,280,163,588!" "Wow", Tom yells back. "That's almost 9 Bezoses!"

Bezos by stockrbot August 28, 2020

When a girl lights your pubes on fire.

Some girl I met at this party came up to me and gave me an Amazon Rainforest.