Someone who thinks that they're the coolest dude on
earth, but totally isn't. They think that everyone's their best friend, they're hilarious, good looking, good at everythin, and generally not a failure at life. THEY'RE WRONG'
ALSO
Someone who says "theywanna
cock" (A clever play on words of the song "I wanna rock") and uses the phrases "That's what she
said" and "Dude, listen" at totally inappropriate times.