wedgie 

When someone pulls up the back of your tighty whities, causing them to ride up your butt crack.

The school bully saw me in the lockeroom with my tighty whities so he pulled them up as high as he could. They ended up over my head and covering my eyes. He dragged me outside where we had recess and tied me up. I couldn't pick the wedgie and when I tried he spanked my visible buttocks with a stick. Everybody formed a circle arond me and the bully and started laughing and cheering. The bully took the undies off my head but then hung me by them on the chain link fence. Recess ended and it took 4 hours for a teacher to find me.

wedgie by M. Moca September 8, 2007

Cunt Wedge 

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

Cunt Wedge by veganjello May 8, 2009

Wedgie Evans 

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.

Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.

Wedgie Evans by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

Bondage Wedgie 

A well planed prank that involves a person being bonded. This is best done when the victim is asleep.

Technique:
When the potential victim is asleep, you tie him up with a strong rope, or cord. You then give the victim a wedgie and hang him up somewhere for all to see. When the victim wakes up, he will be traumatized for life.

My older brother is infamous for giving me Bondage Wedgies. When I was asleep in my room he used duct tape and gave me an atomic wedgie. He hung me on the coat hanger in his room. When I woke up, he had all of his friends there and taking pictures. Then he and his friends kicked me in the balls over a hundred times.

Whenever I fell asleep at a sleep over, my so called friends gave me a melvin and duct taped me to a wall and tied me up so I couldn't move, I was there for three and a half hours.

Bondage Wedgie by Nyaruma December 24, 2006

thong wedgie 

the worst wedgie in the world! it occurs when one is wearing thongs.

I was walking down the hallway, when i got a thong wedgie that hurt like a mother.

thong wedgie by someonebootyliciousnamedsomeone November 12, 2006

blunt wednesday 

The act of being high ALL DAY on the day of wednesday. It splits up the week really well. Not a single minute of sobriety can be felt all day.

It's blunt wednesday!
Nice, let's pick up some dutches and get started.

blunt wednesday by mister June 18, 2005

wedgie 

Classic wedgie- When somebody grabs a nerds breifs or tighty-whities and yanks them with heavy force.

Atomic wedgie- When the underwear's waist band is pulled up over the victims head and onto the nerds forehead

Nuclear wedgie- when the underwear is pulled over the victims head but not over

Ripper wedgie- When the underwear is ripped

hanging wedgie- When the victim is hung by his underwear and lifted off the ground.

sky high wedgie- when the victim is ung on a very high object such as a flag pole or a tall tree

superman wedgie- when the wictim is flown around by their underwear

melvin/mervin- when the underwear is pulled up from the front.

ive gotten all of these wedgies in the past ouch!!!

wedgie by wedgied January 13, 2009