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You NEVER want to be around a girl when she does this, or ask her out around this special time. If you do, she will fucking bitch you out, cuss you out, possibly slap, hit, bite, scratch, you get what I mean. Then the worst thing is the next time you talk to her she acts like she doesn't remeber a fuckin' thing!
PMSing? Me? When!?! Never! Oh by the way sorry I slapped you, scratched your nutsac, ripped off your left nut, shoved my foot up your ass hole, shoved a hot iron down your throat, blew off your hand with a shotgun, twisted your nose with pliers and knocked you unconcious with my dad's PC. I was PMS - I mean, I was grumpy that day.
pmsing by butt licka January 7, 2004
PimpmafiaLifestylePML: pimp mafia life; to live luxurious, to carry oneself in a charismatic manner, to describe a person with expensive taste
That nigga got a boat, a house, a phantom, that man livin large pml.
PML by DaddyMacknificent September 25, 2018
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The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.
PMS by Tr0gd0rBurnin8or October 3, 2004
PMG stands for Poor Man's Gin, an alcoholic beverage perfected by a young aspiring Canadian. The official recipe calls for 3 parts vodka, 1 part 7up/Sprite/Mountain Dew, and a bunch of lemon. Top it off with some ice, and you are guaranteed to have a good night.

The PMG is much more deadly and powerful than an SMG. A Football Helmet should be worn when drinking a PMG, so you do not injure yourself throughout the night.
dude 1: I had four PMG's last night at nick's party, and threw up all over his bathroom. I had two more PMG's to wash out the taste of vomit in my mouth.

dude 2: NIIIICE!
PMG by TheTurbinator September 20, 2012
A powerful demon that summons itself into the body of a woman once a month for about a week.
Dude, my girlfriend is suffering from PMS, don't get near.
PMS by KaotiK June 5, 2005
Though I thought the bear was a top, I soon found out he was a power bottom when he demanded 'PMHH'.

bearpower bottom
PMHH by Peasant December 5, 2012
"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.
"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"
pmilf by Melly Pants January 25, 2016