Mongy Mong 

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...

OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come

Mongy Mong by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022

id-mong 

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

id-mong by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008

briefcase mong wipe 

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

briefcase mong wipe by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Bobby Mong 

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

Bobby Mong by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

King Mong 

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

King Mong by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

The Mong Hypothesis 

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

The Mong Hypothesis by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

Cock Mong by splashhhey November 23, 2019