not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by the semen May 23, 2010

Shed 

Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.

That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.

Shed by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

tool shed 

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

tool shed by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

shed shit 

Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out.

Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.

shed shit by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007

Slough Shed 

An illegal one storey end of garden building put up as a garden shed, but illegally rented out to illegals and new immigrants as a slum home. The plague of Slough, Berkshire UK back gardens.

How many illegals have you managed to pack into your Slough Shed and make a profit?

Slough Shed by Mr SL1 Slough March 31, 2009

shed 

A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.

That hawaiian shirt wearing dude in the corner, drinking that stupid pink drink is such a shed!

shed by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007

shedude

A crossdresser... Also known as a hebitch, shemale or the commonly known transexual...

Holy shit, look at that shedude, she has big knockers and a hude dick...

shedude by Monii September 24, 2005