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humans suck 

A homo sapiens use to imbibe a beverage.
Dogs lap - Humans suck
humans suck by DadooS September 7, 2009

Suck Off 

A combination of "fuck you" and "suck it." When you want somebody to fuck off and suck on it.
Suck Off! I've had it with you.
Suck Off by ILove 314 January 13, 2007

suck wind 

1. (v) To breathe heavily, as if after intense exercise.

2. (v) To place one's lips 3 to 5 cm from another's rectum and inhale the acrid taste of fart.

3. suck-wind
1. "Wow, that 4-hour stand-up sex session with that fat chick must have made you suck wind!"

2. "Douglas was drinking beer all last night, and you sucked wind on him today?!"
suck wind by DarkRoom November 15, 2004

suck lay gow wei 

In cantonese, to suck someone stomach. Usaully go with ding lay gow fei. Or mixed with other curse.
pok guy,ding lay gow fei,suck lay gow wei!!
suck lay gow wei by IvD May 8, 2005

Suck My Dog 

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
Suck My Dog by SceneOne March 24, 2011

suck my elbow 

since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.
john- "you stole my car"

Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"
suck my elbow by The Gremelyn March 28, 2011