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light as a feather, stiff as a board 

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.
Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

Brooklyn Stiff Arm 

A driver of a vehicle who uses one had at the 12 o'clock with full elbow lock out and a slight lean to the opposite side. The common driving style of NJ Guidos.
Riding with a full Brooklyn stiff arm

Joel Stiff 

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.
Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?
Joel Stiff by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019

museum stiff 

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
museum stiff by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

museum stiff 

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
museum stiff by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

come in and get stiff 

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.
TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff
come in and get stiff by \0_0/ February 25, 2017

Sniff and Stiff 

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.
I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.
Sniff and Stiff by inndvision October 14, 2009