portuguese wedding 

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

portuguese wedding by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

Snake's Wedding 

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

Snake's Wedding by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

pink elephant wedding by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005

Kardashian Wedding 

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

Kardashian Wedding by FroomAJ November 2, 2011

wedding

The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals … gold medals.

wedding by M. Scott October 3, 2007

Wedding

Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so

This wedding is boring

Wedding by SUMFURRYTHING August 7, 2021

wedding tackle 

male genitals

wedding tackle by chow yung fat June 24, 2003