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Brian Wilson-ed 

When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".
Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.
Brian Wilson-ed by Lattimer July 4, 2012

Wilson Middle School, Glendale 

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.
Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.

eric wilson 

The bassist for the band Sublime. Also one of the hardest dudes to come out of marion , ohio.
Look there goes Eric Wilson. Damn hes gangsta
eric wilson by Steve Parry August 28, 2005

Brian Wilson 

Once a member of the "Beach Boys" is now our Lord and savior.
All praise the almighty Brian Wilson
Brian Wilson by Zangorf January 24, 2017

The Wilson 

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho
I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.
The Wilson by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016

Rainn Wilson

The awesome actor who plays Dwight Schrute on the American version of The Office.
Rainn Wilson by OMGary March 15, 2008