Weezer 

Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not

1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!

Weezer by anonymous November 14, 2019

Weezer Type Dude 

A nerdy or clean cut guy that rocks a colored sweater (generally with argyle or paisley) with a collared shirt underneath

Look at that weezer type dude, To insult just say you ol gay ass weezer type dude while singing the sweater song

Weezer Type Dude by D. Bo February 27, 2011

Weezer Fan 

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

Weezer Fan by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021

weezer 

1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia

I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.

weezer by Andrew May 13, 2005

Weezered 

When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.

Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”

Weezered by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021

weezer 

an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.

Dude. Weezer owns. =w=

weezer by hit the lights August 27, 2005

weezer 

a great band. emo idiots who say they like weezer and call it emo don't know what the hell they are talking about. they first came out with the blue album, which was, in my opinion, their best. i dont mean to say that theyre other ones weren't great. green album, pinkerton, and maladroit all rocked too, but critics and "fans" expected them to be as awesome as blue. they were just as great, just a little different. and make believe got slammed by critics. who cares what those idiots think? they aren't weezer fans and therefore can't recognize they're awesome-ness. make believe actually had some really great songs.

emo girl: omigod! i love weezer, rivers cuomo is sooo cute! and his black horn-rimmed glasses are exactly like mine! he is so emo!
real weezer fan: fool, shut up. they aren't emo. and he doesn't try to be cute. he took up a vow of celibacy. idiot.

weezer by save me from visi July 7, 2005