giraffe weevil 

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

giraffe weevil by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017

boll weevil

A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city.

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/ \ _________
l (.)_\ / \
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\ / \_________/

boll weevil by My name is Nate Thin. March 10, 2005

Carbon weevil 

1.excavator of carbon
2.human being that are a threat to the environment

Carbon weevils are happiest together when in long-bottom sniffing chains often moving an inch in an entire hour.

Carbon weevil by mina_21 May 21, 2008

Bo weevil 

a bo weevil is the king of cool in the cabbage patch

bo! im the weevil don these parts!

Bo weevil by adams mama February 27, 2004

facebook weevil 

A person who spends a great deal of time on facebook and basically trolls the entire site looking for anything interesting to do there, because they've completely lost their mind.

Man.. I don't even know that guy, and he's commenting on my note. What a facebook weevil...

facebook weevil by ziggle January 31, 2009

butt weevil 

A Gay Man That Like Anal Sex With another Gay Man.

Josh does not like girls he is a Butt weevil.

butt weevil by Pig balls December 23, 2006

boll weevil

Alex the big-cocked Weaver.

Hey, Boll Weevil! Don't spaff a city!

boll weevil by Nate March 10, 2005