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Douche Bagger Vance 

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
Douche Bagger Vance by Joker25 January 5, 2008
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Vance is an amazing, Nice and very charming person. He is always flashing his smile and loves to laugh. He loves to do anything that is energetic. When you see Vance he will always make you smile.
Woah! Look what Vance just did!
Vance by K33P 1T R3AL March 10, 2015
One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for his laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart.
Girl 1: "Hey you know Vance? His eyes and smile are so dreamy..."
Girl 2: "I know, don't go breaking his heart. He's a pretty sensitive guy,"
Vance by guavaava September 19, 2018

Vance hopper 

Vance hopper is from the greatest movie ever (the black phone) he was one of few victims of a grabber he is nonnegotiable the hottest character in the movie he is hot as shit
Random person:vance hopper is a major asshole and deserved to die

Me: stfu he is the best person ever and he is hot as shit
Vance hopper by Vance.hoperr<3 July 27, 2022

vance out 

To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.
Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?

Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
vance out by finnhater45 April 15, 2009

Alyx Vance 

Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!
Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.
Alyx Vance by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008