ups 

Universal Penis Suckers

Im gonna call up some UPS tonite for some fun!!

ups by artre July 10, 2006

ups 

short for nike uptowns

Check out my new white ups.

ups by LoKiTa AnGeL May 22, 2005

UPS 

Useless piece of shit

he is such a useless piece of shit

UPS by edddie ovation May 11, 2003

Ups 

Same as downs

Hey retard, you have ups!

Ups by J mop October 6, 2016

UPS 

assassins

U.nited P.uppy S.layers

When the big brown truck just can't stop...

OMG SPOT! *bam*

Maybe UPS will deliver my new dog for free after they ran over my last one?

UPS by _Bryce_ June 27, 2008

UPS 

A big, ugly, brown color that represents poo.

You like UPS in that shirt

UPS by Rancho Ron May 1, 2003

UPS 

1. The United Parcel Service, a shitty delivery company.
2. What United Parcel Service workers say when they 'accidently' drop your package.

Bob, UPS worker: Ups! Looks like the eleventy-billionth package dropped this week!

UPS by someonewhoisntme September 27, 2006