Moist Towelette 

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

towelephant

Towel art in the form of an elephant. Pretty much only found on cruise ships.

I came back from my excursion to find a towelephant sitting on my bed smiling at me.

towelephant by jekamaka November 7, 2011

Twin Towered 

When your friend passes out at 9:11 or when you discover a friend passed out and the time just so happens to be 9:11 (AM or PM)

Eric: "Dude, James is passed out and its only 9:11 PM."
Jamal: "Bro, James just got Twin Towered."

Twin Towered by Vowdy and Georges May 24, 2022

cunt moist towelette 

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

cunt moist towelette by ELrod March 26, 2007

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl. 

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job on a four wheeler. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl.

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl. by fuckface mc douche May 18, 2008

Towered 

The past tense of making a one block wide tower in the game Minecraft.

While Steve was mining downward, he forgot to make a ladder. So he towered to get out.

Towered by Sir Doctor December 29, 2013

moist towelette 

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

moist towelette by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021