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Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!
I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"
Totting by pinky3710 April 8, 2013
verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.
"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."
Totting by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009
Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.
That girl is really tooting her flute very well!
Tooting by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008
I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

Gun toting 

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.
My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.
Gun toting by David1965 July 13, 2010
hey u going toting?
huh?
oh, nah, too old
toting by BAZAM November 19, 2007