Definitions by undergroundparagon
Smeaze
noun: A female who breaks both the boundaries of smut and sleaze, conquering new whorish heights with her utter lack of self respect and sexual control. She has no real purpose or goals, her only aspirations being total immersion in the ways of the useless ho.
"Bro, I hooked up with this smeaze last night, and now I'm urinating razor blades."
"That smeaze over there has been eying me down. I'm scared"
"That smeaze over there has been eying me down. I'm scared"
Smeaze by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009
Totting
verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.
"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"
"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"
"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."
"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"
"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."
Totting by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009