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google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.
I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!
google threat by SullieMarie January 10, 2015

Blind Threat 

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.
If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
Blind Threat by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012

school threat 

a Eugene who gets bullied and teased at school so they desperately craves attention they also get abused at home and they let out all their anger at school. so then they go to school and reach into their bags and start shooting. they are usually caught once their so called "friend" snitches on them because the school threat texted them saying "you seem nice, don't come to school tomorrow".
Friend: hey i got a text from Eugene saying to not come to school tomorrow.
Friend's Pal: woah man maybe you should talk to a teacher about that. He might be a school threat bc he is edgy and has dyed hair in dark clothes.

Panda Threat Level 

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?

minor threat 

A influential punk band in the 80's. They were instrumental in the formation of the DC HarDCore scene in Washington, DC. The band was fronted by Ian MacKaye and included Brian Baker on bass, Lyle Preslar on guitar, and Jeff Nelson on drums. The band is probably most famous for the song 'Straightedge'. MacKaye currently fronts Fugazi, and Baker plays in Bad Religion.
Dude, Minor Threat were an amazing example of DC HarDCore.
minor threat by Dayglo November 9, 2004

thrift threat 

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.
Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.
Word of the Day on August 30, 2023