Andy's Mouth Surprise 

Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.

I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.

Andy's Mouth Surprise by ronfksldaingswanson August 7, 2012

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Ralph's Dirty Surprise 

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.

I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.

Ralph's Dirty Surprise by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009

Palatine's Sweet Surprise 

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

Palatine's Sweet Surprise by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

granny's apple surprise 

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

granny's apple surprise by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022