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standard 

what you call back at Kentucky Fried Chicken when a customer orders coleslaw and mashed potatoes as their sides for their meals
customer-"i want a breast meal original with mash gravy and coleslaw"
employee- "to go breast meal original standard!"
standard by crazyfacehair May 27, 2005

standard 

1. Colloquial name for the penis

2. One standard drink
Boony has a 43-inch standard

Chuck us a standard, mate
standard by mmllkjhsd August 8, 2009

Standard 

an average or normal requirement, quality, quantity, level, and/or grade. Usually constant in the present, past, or future.
"Dude, that guy was such a tool last night at that Frat party.

"Yeah for sure. Rods and tools are standard for a Frat guy."
Standard by Fred Wialliamson April 15, 2009

standard 

The most ballinest mother fucker who ever lived!!!
T-mart: wheres standard at?
D: I think he went up stares to get Lo's shoes from alterations.
standard by bigtoysinc69 January 17, 2009

Standard 

When someone is good looking, but not EXTREMELY attractive.
"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."

" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
Standard by FACE0217 October 6, 2016

Standard 

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.
"Walk in to a party, that's standard"
Standard by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017