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Squirt one through the hoop 

Achieving your goal.
Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

squirt the oyster

I have to go squirt the oyster

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox 

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

The Squirt and Jerk 

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

What's the Squirt

Like sayin "what's up" or "what's going on" but for residents of the Dallas area
What's the squirt my good friend?

The short burst squirt 

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.