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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

snap one off 

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

snap one off by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

snap one 

to take a shit or to otherwise defecate

Where's the bathroom cause I gotta snap one

snap one by dick June 18, 2005

snap one off 

slang term for Masturbation

Every night before i sleep i lie in bed and snap one off. It's the best way to get to sleep.

snap one off by Willie85 May 23, 2008

Snap one 

Down a alcoholic beverage. Similar to send it

Snap one it’s fucking Friday’s.

Snap one by Moneyminey October 4, 2019

Oh snap this is one crazy mizzle dizzle... for shizzle 

Wow that man is quite crazy..... yes indeed

look at him
Oh snap this is one crazy mizzle dizzle... for shizzle

Oh snap this is one crazy mizzle dizzle... for shizzle by Dgt Bigfoot Ryder November 18, 2004

Snapon 

Snapon refers to a person. This particular person has very much in common with the world’s most expensive tools made by snap-on. He’s not just a tool...he’s a "snapon".

A snapon will clip his finger nails at work during normal working hours. As if this isn’t bad enough, snapon will allow said nail clipping to fall on the carpet floor instead of a waste basket and proceed to leave them on the floor.

A snapon will tell you he can hit a 6 iron golf club 200 yards.

A snapon thinks he knows everything about engineering and that only a select few actually know how to engineer.

A snapon doesn’t have priorities straight in life. He typically tries to have many children so as to spread the snapon way of life.

Snapons typically have said kids very early in life and have more children even though he can’t afford the mistakes he already brought into the world.

A snapon will only pay minimal rent to family members because he’s too cheap to buy his own house.

A snapon will tell his wife that she needs to lose weight and should try and stay fit considering he stays fit by riding a bike and it’s only fair for said wife to look as good for him as he does for her. All this considering said wife already had two children for him.

Holy shit...that d-bag Ed sure is a snapon.

Snapon by Daimler Diesel October 15, 2010