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The activity in which two best friends may participate in while skipping class. This is a very attractive habit and is sure to atract many friends. Bitches can get over it if they don't appreciate the smoke.
Ariel: Hey
Kayla: Hey
Ariel: What's up with you?
Kayla: nothing. What's up with you?
Ariel: nothing.......wanna go smoke?
Kayla: ok.
Ariel: oh shit we're out of smokes
Kayla: I'll drive
Ariel: k
Kayla: I fuckin love us. always smoking.
Ariel: bahahahahahahahaha
Kayla: bahahahahahahha
Ariel: bahahahaha.

Kayla: wanna go jump off a bridge?
Ariel: ok.
smoking by Kay Fade and Air B. June 29, 2009
An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
Smoking by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
“Had a great time doing shots and then smoking box last night
Smoking by Arby Deepinside January 1, 2021
The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment
If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!
smoking by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

smoking cat 

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-