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smear the pink 

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.
Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

smear the queer 

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him
Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!
smear the queer by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

Smear The Queer 

It’s a game that was commonly played if you were born in 1990, The Game Smear The Queer was simple , All you needed was a football & an area to play it in, A person gets the football & everyone else tries to tackle them & once they are tackled (or if they are scared they will throw it prior to getting hit), but once tackled they have to give the ball up, either giving it to the person who tackled them, tossing it away in the air or just dropping it once they hit the ground....most of the time it was Tackle.....This game also was called Fumble Rumble where I grew up the only difference is once you were tackled in fumble Rumble, you always had to toss the ball away from where you were tackled!! !!!!!! The good thing about the Game Smear The Queer is that nobody would get left out cuz You can play play with as many people that are willing to play.... A classic game along with King of the Hill & Fumble Rumble that was a perfect outlet for exercising & using all your energy & it built toughness & camaraderie as well as developing skills such as understanding angles of pursuit , strategizing & abilty to make decisions when chaos erupts ha
Get the football & lets walk to the field & let’s go play Smear the Queer.

smear the queer 

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.
I play smear the queer with all my kids.

Smear Face 

A person who's face is so horrible it has surpassed all others and we just had to create a new name for them.
Check out that ugly bitch.

Oh my god she's a total Smear Face!

ugly fugly shit face
Smear Face by blonde051309 January 16, 2011

Smear utter cream 

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.
Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?