slobbin zee knobbin 

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

slobbin zee knobbin by Dannyoon December 15, 2008

Shobbing 

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

Shobbing by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

crying, sobbing, throwing up 

the definition is in the word itself. It can mean crying over angst or sobbing over something you don't have. likeeeee does that make sense or..

Mitski's song A Pearl has been on loop for 2 days.

crying, sobbing, throwing up.

crying, sobbing, throwing up by yannie_xx May 24, 2022

Sobbing Clam 

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

Sobbing Clam by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

Shlobbing 

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

Shlobbing by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

I'm sobbing 

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

I'm sobbing by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

Slobbin' the Hobbit 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

Slobbin' the Hobbit by billebllunt December 9, 2013