switching to porn 

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

switching to porn by Nacatac May 15, 2011

scitching 

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

scitching by bluie- March 21, 2008

Dry Snitching 

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.

You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.

Dry Snitching by PHIZZZLEterm September 24, 2019

Soul Snatching 

When a woman continues to perform oral sex presents of seminal fluids, in the attempt to suck the soul from her victims body thru the penis.

"Girl! He thought he was going to go out with his friends, I had to go soul snatching to have him stuck in the house. "

Soul Snatching by Scoop_marco April 1, 2017

Switching Hammocks 

To 69.

We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

Switching Hammocks by Switcheroo June 6, 2010

Snitching 

Snitching is when you tell on someone to get yourself out of trouble.

Informing law enforcement of a crime for any other reason is just someone performing their civic duty.

"He was snitching on his partner to get a reduced sentence."

Snitching by Apricity916 November 14, 2018

spotching 

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011