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Dirty Shoebox

When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.
Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!

shoebox cash 

Joey: so man, how did you get that DVD?
Jimmy: Shoebox Cash.
Joey: WTF?
Jimmy: I put money in a shoebox every now and then.
Joey: Oh.
A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.
Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"
shoebox by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014

shoeboarding 

The act of propelling oneself across ice or snow with shoes on
I ate shit while shoeboarding across that patch of black ice
shoeboarding by NefariousB October 30, 2012

shoebox funeral 

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

shoeboxed 

(n.) the act of being owned, faced, schooled, iced, denied, shut down, fronted or any other reasonable facsimile thereof.

(adj.) to exist in a state of idiotic behavior; to not be steady on one's feet or in one's state of mind (especially).
(n.) "Mary just totally shoeboxed you out there on the basketball court!"

(adj.) "Didn't you hear that Tommy got amazingly shoeboxed the other night?"
shoeboxed by O'Dea April 3, 2006