shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

shlong by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010

Shlong

reference to sonmeone who has a big penis

Damn Jim has got a big Shlong

Shlong by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

shlong by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

shlong by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

Shlong by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

shlong by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

shlong by alex brownie April 9, 2008