schmegma

Richard had a schmegma problem from not washing his genitals properly.

schmegma by Anonymous March 9, 2003

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The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

schmegma by Big Leon July 25, 2004

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all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

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a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

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Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

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a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

schmegma by huntdizzle February 18, 2009

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The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

schmegma by robponz February 29, 2008

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