To successfully manage, most likely with the help of friends or staff, to leave a bar while being absolutelyhammered, without falling or running into a tables, people, doors, you name it! Also applies to people having to be carried out of a bar unconscious.
an extremely attractive unicorn lover. she will stab you with an ice pick if you offer her cheese. if you offer her a tomato with salt and pepper she will blow you for hours. she is one sarcastic mother fucker who knows her way around a redskins fantasy football league. if you dare to cross this curly blonde she will throw you across the room like the fat bitch at fagers island
The act of an important male face fucking a lesser important female till he gets bored and then he dumps a bag of pop rocks down her throat. The important male continues to face fuck the female while the pop rocks explode like a beautiful array of fireworks protruding out of her throat around his cock.