RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: at a rest stop i hope
Person 1: are u mad? Those are so disgusting!
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

roadslurpee 

a hickey given to someone while they are driving

Petunia gave Chad a roadslurpee while he was driving her home from the Sweet 16.

roadslurpee by Penelope Zane April 2, 2011

Running the roads 

Staying out all the time when you should be at home especially when you have priorities.

“Who takes care of Amber’s kids when she’s out running the roads?”

Running the roads by anonymous May 7, 2022

Running the roads 

To go out frequently, drink and do drugs and hang around losers. Similar to Running the streets except used mostly out in the country by country folks.

Mom: My daughter better not be out running the roads again.

Dad: Leave her alone, she’s 21.

Running the roads by smokey diesel January 4, 2023

roadside 

Canadian teen slang for a girl who's "been there."

She's roadside, man!

roadside by Mashplum September 2, 2006

roadside 

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.

The most attractive women happen to be roadside.

roadside by K Joyce August 24, 2011

Country Roads 

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bill Danoff / John Denver / Taffy Nivert Danoff
Take Me Home, Country Roads lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc

Guy 1: hey have you heard of the country roads.

Guy 2: *starts singing*

Country Roads by MinecraftPro69 June 18, 2020