Lonely Pines 

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

Lonely Pines by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Fried Pies 

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

Fried Pies by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Tractor Pies 

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

Tractor Pies by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Piers Morgan 

Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.

Piers Morgan is an idiot

Piers Morgan by The Boiled Egg December 23, 2017

Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

Wesley Pipes by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

Kate Pierson 

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.

Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."

Kate Pierson by David the Louse August 21, 2008

CNN Piers Morgan

CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason

CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"

CNN Piers Morgan by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013