penisitis 

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

penisitis by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

penisitis 

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

penisitis by Vag hater May 8, 2008

Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

Penilitus by Penilitus February 10, 2020

grande penalitis 

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

grande penalitis by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Pilitism 

It is a religion that a person believes that the illuminati is fake and believes in the infinite soul called "the great leader" people following or believing in the religion must know minimum 10 rules:
1. PILITIST must have a thing that dont let other people read their minds (hat or something familiar).

2.PILITIST must do rituals, minimum ONE year.

3.PILITIST never draw any figures as triangel which represents as illuminati, pictagram, sex symbols or any sexuality flags.
4.PILITIST can't be in multiple religions.
5.PILITIST never do jokes about the great leader.
6.if PILITIST will be the leader, so he needs to make every his followers happy, no matter how much they hate other people.
7.PILITIST never lies to other people following the religion
8.PILITIST must have a defense which make the person minimum 60% safe from surroundings.
9.PILITIST need to trust other average people if they never lies.

10.PILITIST must share secrets to other pilitists.

Person 1:hey,do you want to be religious but you don't believe in god?
Person 2: yeah.... What?
Person 1: so you can try a new religion called Pilitism! It is about that people believe in one soul called the great leader.
Person 2:cool

Pilitism by Somethingfromsomeone August 30, 2018

Peñalities 

A really rare Hispanic last name that usually people who eat too many pizza have.

You are eating too much pizza and you're Hispanic? You must be a Peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Peñalities 

A rare disease that a person can get by eating too many patties and being bare foot.

Don't be barefoot and eat those patties all day or you'll get peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021