Skip to main content

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) 

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.
Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

Patriotic Wedgie 

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
Patriotic Wedgie by ylviesay December 27, 2009

Patriotistic 

Osvaldo you’re being very patriotistic today you dumb bean.
Patriotistic by TheAAgent June 21, 2018

patriotic 

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'
Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'
patriotic by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003
To treat someone as inferior as a result of some sort of help they accepted from you and to feel you have right to teach, control, or check on them. Clearly not a noble behavior.
A:When will Teresa's parents stop patronize her, checking up on her every breath all the time?...
B:Probably never! You know..people like them will feel like that with their children forever..
Patronize by cooltrixie June 20, 2016
Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)
"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."
patronize by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009