roots planted 

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time

roots planted by louieh June 6, 2014

Pantera 

Heavy fucking southern heavy metal. Dimebag Darrell and his brothers being the pioneers of the band, taking the fuck the rest, we're the heavyiest shit ever, attitude.

Panter is some heavy shit, Dimebag's guitar sounds like a chainsaw with strings.

Pantera by MetalIsLife November 14, 2004

panked 

When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.

The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.

panked by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011

pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

pasted by Vicarelli December 1, 2009

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY 

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.

"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005

my hed is pastede on, yay! 

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

my hed is pastede on, yay! by Megan September 4, 2004

Painted Willy 

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004