ON MY LAWN/OFF MY LAWN. Reserved for
old people, or young people who want to be old people because they like the
granny vibes of hard ass candy and cardigans.
*Innocent little
Darlene walks onto Old Mister Haversham's lawn*
Old Mister Haversham: GET OML YOUNG LADY
Darlene: Sorry Old- *ahem* sorry Mister Haversham, I was just inspecting the pebbles on your lawn, I need to feed my
puppy rocks to cure its explosive
diarrhea.