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golden mouthwash 

Unnamed female receiving golden mouthwash from occupant of H18 Rootes, Warwick University

The Mouthwasher 

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect

Mouthwash cocktail

To drink a shot of Tequila chased promptly by a Smint

Best served chilled
We'll take four jagerbombs and one mouthwash cocktail
Mouthwash cocktail by Smidster July 10, 2019

rhodesian mouthwash 

rhodesian mouthwash

A Rhodesian Mouthwash is a sexual act when someone either shits on the floor and deposits the shit into their partner's mouth, or directly shits into their mouth. Next, they cum into their partner's mouth and make them thoroughly chew the semen-shit mixture. Their partner can either swallow the substance or spit it back out, like mouthwash.
Man, that girl over there needs a hearty Rhodesian Mouthwash.

Cajun Mouthwash 

When pepper spray is purposely blasted into someone’s mouth.
Hey bro, that fucking cop gave me a dose of the cajun mouthwash just for running my lips at him.
Cajun Mouthwash by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Mouthgarbage 

In magic patter is mouthgarbage

They are words that should not be said because they are useless, stupid, and irrelevant talk pollution
ex.1 Magicians use mouthgarbage to hide the fact that they have no technical card skill.

ex.2 With a few cheap tricks easily bought at any magic site and some mouthgarbage you can qualify yourself as a skilled card magician.

ex.3 Brian Tudor uses no mouthgarbage in his routine, he is trully skilled with cards