Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

Mokena Alarm Clock by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Makeda

1. An effortlessly beautiful woman with unmatchable, unbeatable swagga.

2. A BMF with an ass worthy of a secret gum shrine.

Makedas tend to be ambitious, persistent, confident and intelligent females, often with wicked style. They love to laugh and are always fun to be around.

1) What? Your crush is talking to MAKEDA?! Just give up now, dude...YOU WILL NOT WIN.

2) Ohmygosh, I HAVE to buy this dress, it makes me look like a total Makeda....

Makeda by meggerz777 December 13, 2010

mowed out drunk 

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

mowed out drunk by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

Moke Room 

An temporarily unoccupied room in the upstairs of a row home usually rented out, but while no renters are renting, it is used exclusively for hot boxing with a bunch of your friends. Butt fucking is optional, but to be expected.

Person A- "Hey, a bunch of us are going to hit up the Moke Room."

Person B- "Nah man, i heard that people are gonna come look at it soon to rent it."

Person A- "We don't care. Moke Room."

Person's C through F- "Fuck yeah! Moke room!"

Moke Room by The biggest bootied bitch January 1, 2012

moned 

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

moned by shroomcock September 26, 2013

Mormon Moped 

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

mowed lawn by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020