Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM) 

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.

Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)

Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM) by Natreeba March 27, 2008

penis manipulation 

The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.

Comes from the Greek word for love.

Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.

penis manipulation by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG) 

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG) by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

media manipulation

Slapping the monkey while listening to the radio, talking on your flip phone, and checking out parishiltonvideo.com on your laptop

Man, I did 20 or 30 seconds of media manipulation over that Olsen twins trailer.

media manipulation by Orchidizzle May 18, 2004

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

Media manipulation by DonH October 2, 2003

Tuppence Manipulation 

The term tuppence manipulation refers in the most part to the manipulation of a body part held only by females.
However, the term tuppence and manipulation, may be used together or individually to transform everyday circumstances into hilarious innuendos.

Using tuppence in it's plural form (tupii) allows further manipulation of the phrase.
In general tupii gather in groups knowns as flocks, however this is a loose term.

It is believed that tuppence manipulation was first carried out during the filming of Mary Poppins, however these reports have not been confirmed. The term "tuppence manipulation" was, until recently, unheard of.

"hobbies and interests: tuppence manipulation"

Tuppence Manipulation by regina phalangeeeeeee January 2, 2010

dough-eyed manipulation 

Using your eyes in a deer-eyed, innocent manner in order to get things to go the way you want them to. A behavior more found to be used by females but can also be effective with males too.

My movie return was five days late but I used my dough-eyed manipulation and he waived my late fees.

dough-eyed manipulation by Chuckie21 April 18, 2010