Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES
A virgin fow lyfe is someone who is a fat dickless wonder who will never get someone a) because hes a fat ass loser and b) because he wastes his time on a girl that so obviously doesnt like him and is an ugly spanish stalker
it is also part of a handshake:D
josh: if he doesnt get over you he will be virgin fow lyfe
sarah: da fuck
jose: im ugly
rachel: im hot
josh: im fat and grammatically incorrect blake: Hey stfu!
jaz:makes out with blake
jose: k?
Rachel: what are your intentions with my wife steven: no comment josh: VIRGIN FOW LYFE