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Mr_Insomniac 

A Internet troll with a Tv on his head known for being to honest.
Mr_Insomniac. A man who doesn't sleep.
Mr_Insomniac by Insomniac_Tv April 16, 2021

nerdy_insomniac 

one of my mutuals, They are very cool and I want them to be my friend ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
(Plz don't see this-)
nerdy_insomniac Is an amazing tiktoker!

Horny Insomniac 

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.
I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.
Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).
Insomnia can be debilitating.
Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015