hungarian wrap-around 

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.

Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"

hungarian wrap-around by Jandro69 November 5, 2013

Hung like a horse-fly 

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

Hung like a horse-fly by SHLA June 30, 2012

Hung Lo

To be hung like a horse.
To have a long johnson.

Any of various oriental names used to describe asians with large penii.

Also, see Hung Low

Loretta and I were at the late-night porno show and suddenly this well endowed oriental gentleman appeared onscreen.

"His name must be Wun Hung Lo!" shouted my wife.

Hung Lo by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

hinga dinga durgen

As heard in Spongebob, "Happy Lief Erickson Day! Hinga dinga durgen!" Obviously poking fun at the speech of the vikings.

"Dear Spongebob,
Out to buy more giant paper,
Uhhhhhhh,
Patrick
P.S. Happy Lief Erikson day!!! Hinga dinga durgen!

hinga dinga durgen by D.J. Mondragon October 17, 2008

Flexible Hungarian 

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

Flexible Hungarian by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

Hungarian barstool by feldermaus February 22, 2009

Hungarian Stool 

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

Hungarian Stool by feldermaus October 24, 2008