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Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".
Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!
Hobby Weed by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 1, 2023

Hobby Job 

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
Hobby Job by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

Hobby Horse 

(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.

1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.

2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)

II.

1. A favourite topic.

(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

III.

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760

Hobby Child 

Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.
Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
Hobby Child by Lexiej11 September 9, 2013

hobby dobby

A derogatory term used in the south to describe people from India or the like. It is the typical sound Indians make when speaking English, since they commonly over stress the "D" sound in many words. The term was coined by a fellow by the name of Matt Williams from Stockbridge ,GA. The use of this term is spreading like wild fire.
In Times Square last friday another hobby dobby tried to blow some shit up.
hobby dobby by Sceneyour May 5, 2010