hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Stephen Hawking Swirl 

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

Stephen Hawking Swirl by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

gowin hawgin 

This describes a hunt for feral pigs or obese romantic partners.

Billy and Bubba done gowin hawgin down on the bottom land.

gowin hawgin by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Hawgin 

“Hawgin” A lifestyle- The act of living life to the fullest. Not to be confused with “hoggin”… the act of chasing fat bitches though both words can be used together.

“The boys were Hawgin at the bar last night”
“Hawg on bud”

“Yesterday afternoon the boys sent some fat cliffs, decided to grab a 30 rack, and went hawgin on the boat”

Hawgin by Lewis Cooper Backwood May 3, 2022

Hawking

The act of flying a Blackhawk helicopter whilst erratically changing altitudes and airspeeds causing difficulty for subsequent chalks to maintain any type of formation flight that would resemble that of a professional Army/Navy/Air Force Aviator.

Did you see Carl in flight lead last night? He was hawking so bad we almost got sick!

Hawking by CoCWOO July 26, 2019

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020