having fun 

when your having fun it means your drunk or your having sex

mom: what were you doing with your girl friend
me: oh having fun

having fun by NameSiren435547 January 18, 2021

Having a mellow one 

Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus

"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"

Having a mellow one by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

Having a glass of wine together 

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

Having a glass of wine together by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022

no ring having ass nigga 

An NBA player who has never won a championship.

Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"

no ring having ass nigga by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

Having A Burgess 

Having a wank on some one else's bed!

Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed

Having A Burgess by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011

having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

having congress by jahm3z April 20, 2009

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION 

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION by A Real Commie July 1, 2019