half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

half a hard on by themacal November 29, 2006

Half a Blower On 

Intoxicated after a long day of drinking. Drunk, rambling, somewhat loud and obnoxious. Very aware that you are of an altered state. Full Blower status would be completely bombed, stumbling drunk.

I met the guys at the bar for a Bloody Mary around 9am and have been drinking since then. It's now 7pm, I got a half a blower on.

Half a Blower On by Vanilla Thunder22 April 19, 2010

half-a-hard-on

half a hard on, inbetween state

my dick scraped my zipper as it went from a half-a-hard-on to an erect tool

half-a-hard-on by the mac al December 6, 2006

Half a Yam on the Floor 

A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.

Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.

Half a Yam on the Floor by Weeeeeezek September 19, 2003

Pecans on the half shell 

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

Pecans on the half shell by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

half of the people who posted definitions on this website 

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005

action on the solid of half traction 

(noun) Referring to one who is ready to do some positive damage; motivation; momentum.

When it comes to witnessin' he gots da words, da verbs and the ACTION ON THE SOLID HALF TRACTION!

action on the solid of half traction by Fangsta April 29, 2003