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Grandpa Rome 

Granpda Rome is a character in the popular online manga, 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' He

shows up 3 times throughout the show thus far. Once, in the very beginning,

being described as a hero and a legend. Again, for the same purpose later on. He

finally gets some character development, in 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' season 2,

episode 31, when he shows up inside of Germany's ,(Ludwig's), house in search of

one of his grandchildren, Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas). He is shown as a

goofy, hungry, fun-loving ladies man, with nothing better to do... Grandpa Rome is

everybody's grandpa, along with his counterpart Germania!

Other Info:
Age(by appearance): 30-ish
Name: Unknown
D.O.B: 509 B.C.
Death: 476 A.D.
"Ah! You must be quite the ignorant person, not to notice because of my

god-like-body, and steel-like-strength, that I am none other than the great

Roman Empire! >:D"

"509 B.C., You banished The King of Etruria and became a Republic....the Roman

Empire."

"Ah ha! I am Grandpa Rome!"=
Grandpa Rome by Tolomer September 9, 2009
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Grandpa Joe 

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.

Grandpa's Sleepytime 

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)
Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

Grandpa Daddy 

Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.
Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.

grandpa's cough medicine 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.
"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

grandpa's guitars 

A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.
Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.

Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!
grandpa's guitars by VioLush May 20, 2007

Grandpa Joe it 

To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.
Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.
Grandpa Joe it by Husi December 6, 2007