Gordon Brown eye 

The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.

during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.

or

following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.

Gordon Brown eye by Herrick the great March 15, 2010

Gordon Brown'd 

A phrase named after the ex-counselor and (in chronological order) Prime minister of the United Kingdom for loosing money , keeping your money scattered all over the floor, having no money management skills or compleatly fucking something up financialy

Person A: Oh shit, I just Gordon Brown'd my five pound note!
Person B: Oh no!
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Person B: How much money do you have?
Person A: I have no idea; all the money I have is scattered around my bedroom floor and is in twenty pence pieces.
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Person B: You Idiot! Did you sell all our gold reserves when gold was at it's lowest price!?
Person A: Oops, sorry, I guess I just Gordon Brown'd
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Person B: You just spent £100000 in investing in cardboard tubes!?

Person A: Yes, it's a good investment due to the fact toilet roll sales are increasing.
Person B: You Fucktard we are going to go bankrupt; you just Gordon Brown'd us!

Gordon Brown'd by Cameron8276 December 28, 2010

A Gordon Brown 

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.

"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."

A Gordon Brown by jansonyanson January 5, 2021

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

Brown Gordon by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

Gordon's brown 

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

Gordon's brown by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown 

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown by Uncle Leo July 29, 2007

Gordon-Browned 

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'

Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.

Gordon-Browned by krrunch October 27, 2009