Gerge

A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.

We went for coffee and she told me a total Gerge story.

Gerge by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010

greged 

To injure your balls through playing a game. Normaly results in mass pain, side effect of rolling around on the floor in the future, while the memmory of the event is triggerd. Can be triggerd by someone talking about it, or seeing someone suffer a simalar injury.

They were playing nutball, during this game he was greged.

greged by Dr. S Patric June 30, 2006

Georged 

When a guy tries to break up with his girlfriend but is unable to do so because she is against it.

Costanza has gotta man-up, he keeps getting georged by Maura

Georged by HR2011 July 14, 2011

Gerped 

A state of intoxication obtainable through smoking meth.

He was gerped out his mind this weekend.

Gerped by bgard6611 March 15, 2009

gergel 

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

gergel by Preston November 17, 2004

Georged 

To be completely fucked, beyond repair, 100% unusable. In reference to an item that the owner has attempted to repair or modify themselves.

"Man, Oli tried to fix his PC power supply and now the whole things completely georged!"

Georged by Olitennyson March 25, 2008

Georged 

To shamelessly take advantage of someone in a bet or wager... in particular, to create a situation so complex as to bewilder and befuddle the unwitting victim of the impending crime -- all the while pretending that the situation is practically unfair in the other direction.

George really Georged the shit out of Frank to the point where he was completely Franked.

Georged by xyz999 December 4, 2013